Test Your Psychic Abilities

I almost had a psychic girlfriend,
but she left me before we met . . .

All those who believe in
psychokinesis, raise my hand . . .

Why do psychics have to
ask you for your name?

                                        ——Steven Wright


Use your powers of ESP to divine the hidden images!

Here's a fun, informal way to test your psychic ability. There are 12 trials here,
and for each one an image has been hidden in the link on the right side of
the table below. On the left side of the table are the possible choices. Concen-
trate and try to "guess" what the image is before revealing it. (Depending on
your system, you might have to click the back button after the image appears
to return to the test.)

Keep track of how many you get right, then at the end of the trials we
can calculate your score for statistical significance.

Good luck... and no cheating!

[To win the $10,000 prize, you would have to be able to demonstrate
your psychic ability under controlled conditions. For a nominal fee, we
would be glad to test you for ESP to see if you are eligible for the prize.]




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Trial 1:

  • dog
  • llama
  • camel
  • horse
  • cow

Trial 1:

Reveal image here

Trial 2:

  • bananas
  • strawberries
  • grapes
  • apples
  • blueberries

Trial 2:

Reveal image here

Trial 3:

  • Jimmy Carter
  • Ronald Reagan
  • Bill Clinton
  • George W. Bush
  • Barack Obama

Trial 3:

Reveal image here

Trial 4:

  • White House
  • Mount Rushmore
  • Boulder Dam
  • Lincoln Memorial
  • Statue of Liberty

Trial 4:

Reveal image here

Trial 5:

  • baseball
  • football
  • soccer ball
  • golf ball
  • tennis ball

Trial 5:

Reveal image here

Trial 6:

  • Christmas ornaments
  • Halloween pumpkins
  • Easter eggs
  • July 4th sparklers
  • New Year champagne

Trial 6:

Reveal image here

Trial 7:

  • fern
  • mushroom
  • grass
  • tree
  • flower

Trial 7:

Reveal image here

Trial 8:

  • boat
  • train
  • airplane
  • car
  • bus

Trial 8:

Reveal image here

Trial 9:

  • rock climber
  • backpacker
  • hang glider
  • skier
  • surfer

Trial 9:

Reveal image here

Trial 10:

  • farm house
  • silo
  • tractor
  • cows
  • farmer

Trial 10:

Reveal image here

Trial 11:

  • judge
  • firefighter
  • police officer
  • carpenter
  • clown

Trial 11:

Reveal image here

Trial 12:

  • Bigfoot
  • crop circle
  • UFO
  • ghost
  • séance

Trial 12:

Reveal image here

How you scored

How many you got right
(out of 12)
Score *Significance
1- 1.09Not very significant.
Don't quit your day job.
Never bet on a hunch!
May the PLWYGYWO!
2- 0.28
3.43
41.16
51.88Significant.
You might have some
psychic ability.
62.61
73.33Very significant.
Hey, it looks like
you're pretty psychic.
84.06
94.78
105.50Highly significant.
Have you considered
going professional?
116.23
126.96
*The score is the number of standard deviations from the expected mean
that would be obtained by just making random guesses. Less than 5% of people
without psychic ability will score more than 2 standard deviations from the mean.

How to be a psychic, in 10 easy lessons!

Lesson 1
To ''Learn to Be a Psychic in Ten Easy Lessons,'' click the thumbnail (and then enlarge the image).
Lessons 2, 3, & 4
To ''Learn to Be a Psychic in Ten Easy Lessons,'' click the thumbnail (and then enlarge the image).
Lessons 5 & 6
To ''Learn to Be a Psychic in Ten Easy Lessons,'' click the thumbnail (and then enlarge the image).
Lessons 7 & 8
To ''Learn to Be a Psychic in Ten Easy Lessons,'' click the thumbnail (and then enlarge the image).
Lessons 9 & 10
To ''Learn to Be a Psychic in Ten Easy Lessons,'' click the thumbnail (and then enlarge the image).




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