The miracles just keep coming!

Before we get to Penn & Teller's incisive analysis of iconic nonsense, here are some recent examples of ubiquitous religious icons. It is hard for many of us to believe that, as you will see on this page, idolatry is so widespread; people still worship statues, sheets, trees, bathroom doors, and grilled cheese sandwiches. They actually believe these objects have magical, supernatural properties.

These images and videos illustrate the phenomenon known as "pareidolia," or the tendency for the human psyche to construct familiar images from vague, coincidental but random patterns. As the impressionist artists demonstrated, we don't need complete information to construct images. In fact, cartoonists and other artists have demonstrated that we can often create fairly clear images from very little information.

Researchers have demonstrated that newborn infants are "hard-wired" to scan their environment for faces and to pay close attention to any pattern that could be a face. It is therefore not surprising that it takes very, very little visual information for us to generate faces, the most common form of pareidolia. For an example of how little information our minds are almost compelled to turn into faces, consider this New Testament, Happy, Jesus Face in the Sky. Or could it be an Old Testament, Angry, Yahweh Face? It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's the Holy Ghost! No! It's three; it's three mints in one! It's the Flying Trinity in the Sky!

Because of the way our brains are designed to construct images from visual stimuli, it shouldn't surprise us that—given the countless random patterns we happen upon—occasionally we encounter patterns that our brains can construct into apparent images of real things. After all, our brains are "in the business" of constructing a visual world from discrete bits of sensory information. Indeed, it would be a miracle if our brains worked so perfectly that pareidolia never occurred!

You can warm-up for the miracles below by finding
the 25 Faces of Jesus in this American Express ad.

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[BTW, in addition to Penn & Teller, you might also want to take a look at Trey Parker's parody of religious icons (linked below), which was the first South Park episode to get censored!]

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Synchronicity and Littlewood's Law

The phenomena of pareidolia and the pseudo-miracles it presents are closely paralleled by the seemingly significant events of synchronicity that suggest an acausal meaningful connection between events. For example, a phone rings while you are thinking of a friend whom you haven't spoken to in a year or more. You pick up the phone and it's your friend. In Carl Jung's synchronicity theory, this is a meaningful occurrence that operates outside of the causal structure of events and the improbability of such events provides evidence that, to a significant degree, the universe is organized by patterns of meaning and not physical causality.

Synchronicity theory, however, is dealt a fatal blow by Saint John’s Law, otherwise known as Littlewood’s Law. Littlewood, a mathematician, defined a miracle as an exceptional event of special significance occurring at a frequency of one in a million. He then assumed that during the hours in which a human is awake and alert, a human will see or hear one "event" per second, which may be either exceptional or unexceptional. Additionally, Littlewood supposed that a human is alert for about eight hours per day.

Here we would have to add a caveat or a modification to the mathematical calculation underlying Littlewood's Law. Eight hours a day is in all likelihood a significant underestimate; people may not be functioning on all cylinders for more than eight hours per day, but that doesn’t mean that they are only aware of events for that amount of time. Consider a cocktail party in which there is a cacophony of random noise that you are not paying attention to and are only minimally aware of as you engage in conversation with the person in front of you. Yet, if someone says your name on the other side of the room, it would not be surprising if you perked up and took notice. What that means is that even though apparently not paying attention, your awake brain — for 14 to 18 hours/day — is actually processing and discarding untold numbers of bits of sensory information and when something of significance occurs, it brings the information into full conscious awareness.

In any case, Littlewood’s eight hour assumption just makes his argument stronger. According to Littlewood’s calculations, in 35 days, a human will have experienced about one million events. Accepting his definition of a miracle, one can expect to observe one miraculous event for every 35 days' time, on average, and therefore, according to this reasoning, seemingly miraculous events are actually commonplace.

This is essentially the same analysis that one should apply to the uncanny "miracles" of pareidolia.

Finally Tonight, Jesus!

(A summary of the myriad miracles below)

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Now, let's take a closer look at those "miracles!"

The Mother Mary Miracle Tree:  Pareidolia and the indoctrination of children with religious nonsense.

Here are some photos of the Mother Mary Miracle Tree

Photos of the Mother Mary Miracle Tree (pareidolia)

Miracle Tree: The Sequel

Yet another Blessed Virgin Mary Tree

A New Jersey Miracle!

Photo of the Mother Mary Miracle Knot in Tree (pareidolia):  Our Lady of Guadalupe.  Click the image to read the full story and see more photos.
Click the image for the full
story (with more photos).

And for the connoisseur, don't forget to complete your
collection with one of our matching Miracle Jesus Trees!

Photo of the Miracle Jesus Tree (full body pareidolia) Photo of the Miracle Jesus Tree (face pareidolia)

If you still don't believe, here's
some time-lapse photography of
a naturally occurring, miracle,
Jesus tree
to convince you ;-)

And now . . . Penn & Teller On Miracles
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The Full Text of the Penn & Teller Disclaimer

In the video below, some of Penn Jillette's gratuitous nastiness has been edited out. However, his acerbic wit remains quite biting and, at times, seems cruel. Please note that his harsh, hostile sarcasm is not a reflection of Yoan attitudes. Indeed, if you come across debunkers who can analyze false beliefs as incisively as Penn & Teller, please let us know. We would be glad to replace the hostile mocking tone in this video with an equally effective piece that does the job as well without unnecessary disdain.

However, in the meantime, Penn & Teller's brilliant analyses of false beliefs are simply some of the best we have seen. This is an important exploration of the nature of beliefs that are based primarily on wishful thinking. Though the specific beliefs examined seem harmless enough, we believe that the wish-fulfilling abandonment of intersubjective verifiability (the abandonment of what could be called "empirical responsibility") presented in this video, often lies at the root of some of the most intractable and horrendous human problems. When our deepest beliefs and values become disconnected from a profound commitment to and respect for reality humanity faces grave danger.

Penn & Teller are true Yoan Saints.

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Penn & Teller on Pareidolia

Some More Weeping Mary

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And Even MORE Weeping Mary

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And More Bathroom Door Jesi?

This may be the new rage in
bathroom decor. The owner of
this one wanted $20,000.00 for:
Photo of the Miracle Bathroom Door Jesus (pareidolia)
      Here's the Swedish,
Ikea version:
Click Me, for the full story behind the ''Miracle, Ikea, Bathroom Door Jesus!''

Or Maybe You Prefer
Kitchen Jesinettes:
Manufactured by Jesus the Carpenter Cabinetry, Inc.Photo of the Miracle Jesus Kitchen Cabinet (pareidolia):  The Kitchen Jesinette

And click here to see
The Miracle Jesus Wardrobe.
And here to see an article of miracle clothing.

And to go with your Woodwork Jesi,
don't forget your matching Drywall Jesus!

Miracle in Saraland?

Glenn Austin
News 5
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Anyone searching for a miracle may be able to find it in Saraland.

Members of the Triumph Learning and Worship Center For Life say a mark left on the wall following Hurricane Katrina resembles Jesus Christ. A frame was placed around the mark and church members touch the wall and pray everyday.

Several people say they have been healed after touching the wall.

"You also have to look at it through your spiritual eyes and be able to recognize that it is Jesus himself on that wall," says church member Benita Bogan.

The church will keep the doors open every day from noon until 2 p.m. for anyone to come by and see the wall.

Jesus In Drywall, Part II

Tiffany Craig
WKRG Channel 5
Sunday, March 26, 2006

If there was ever any doubt, you won't find it here. Members of a Saraland church say Jesus is in the room and His image is on the wall!

Youth Minister Linda Evans told News Five's Tiffany Craig she saw it first. "I always thought it would show the face like you see in the Bible. You know, Him standing up reaching out his arms but it wasn't like that. It was him on the cross."

It appeared after Hurricane Katrina damaged the Triumph Learning and Worship Center for Life. Now, the small church in Saraland is sharing its secret with the world.

Pastor Ella Roberts says she had a vision from God to share this gift. "We have our Bibles. We have our crosses. We have pictures of Jesus in our homes and in our churches. We need something to hold on to in this day and time."

Now, magazine photographers to TV cameras are showing up. Everyone wants to see the image. Pastor Roberts says no matter how popular this image gets, it will never become commercial. They won't sell pictures or videos of Jesus in drywall! It's believed this image offers something even more valuable she says. "If you're sick, if you're depressed we've had all that come and touch the wall and be healed of any disease!

Church members say other parts of the drywall shifted after the storm, this was the only part that didn't shift back.

If you would like to see Jesus in drywall, the Triumph Learning and Worship Center for Life will be open to the public Monday through Friday from 9-30 am to 3 pm.

Get ready and hold on to your transcendental trowel!

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Here's a closeup:

Dry Wall Jesus!  It's a miracle!

In case you need a little help:

Photo of the Miracle Drywall Jesus (pareidolia)

Head of Jesus appears in miracle photo!

Joseph, Baby Jesus, and Jesus in One Miracle!

See baby Jesus reappear as Jesus.

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Here's another version
of the same miracle.

Head of Jesus appears in miracle photo!

We found God! And our first Jesus!

Yes, following the sacred Yoan path to truth (empiricism), we investigated the pareidolia process to find out just how hard it is to find God. And, Lo and Behold, the Lord Appeareth before our very eyes! Actually, we found three angry Yahwehs, two Jesi, one Einstein, one Groucho, and a bald eagle. And all in less than an hour! And we recently added a video of The Face of Allah!

Here's a Little Burning Popedolia
It's a miracle! It's a miracle! Make John Paul II a Saint!

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Even Popes Taste Like Chicken!
Yummy, Frozen PCB's (PopeHead Chicken Breasts®). Market Research Report:
"New Pope is no Pope Classic."
Even the Pope tastes like chicken! Some frozen PopeHead Chicken Breast ® (prior to cooking on the bonfire).

Muslims see imaginary miracles, too.

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Video of Islamic Pareidolia, Allah's Name on a Goat
And another Islamic Lamb of God?

And to see a video of The Face of Allah,
scroll down to the bottom of this page.

Allah in Water, Watermelon, & Eggplant

Islamic Pareidolia: Allah's Name in Watermelon, Eggplant, and the Ocean

Allah à la Mountain

''Allah'' written on a moutainside.

Look Up from the Mountain

"It's a bird. No, it's a plane. No, it's a . . . "
''Allah'' written in clouds in the sky.

And they said Jesus was a fisherman . . .

Fish à la Allah.

Fish à la Allah!

Here's the Pet Alligator Version (in English)

My pet alligator said, ''With God On My Side!''

More proof of intelligent design: The Miracle
Cow God used when He was planning the earth: More proof of intelligent design:  God's original cowplan for planet earth.

Some more Virgin Mary Food Items

Our Lady of the Rotten GrapeAnother Virgin Mary Food Item:  Our Lady of the Rotten Grape

Virgin Mary Peanut with Baby Jesus in Her Arms (pareidolia)The Virgin Peanut with Baby Jesus in her arms.

Here's the Virgin Cheeto and SonVirgin Mary Cheeto with Baby Jesus in Her Arms (pareidolia)

Here we see the Virgin Cheeto's Son,
all grown up and ready for the cross.

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BTW, all of these food items were
purchased at HEB Supermarkets ;-)
Can you find the Jesus in their logo?
The Jesus in the HEB Supermarket logo.  It's a miracle!
Give up? Click the logo.

Here's the Virgin Mary Jawbreaker holding Baby Jesus
and floating on a golden cloud.Virgin Mary Jawbreaker with Baby Jesus in Her Arms (pareidolia)

Here's the Burnt Virgin (Pop)TartBurnt Virgin Mary Poptart (pareidolia)

A Mother Theresa Cinnamon Bun and a Cheezus Chip

Mother Theresa Cinnamon Bun (pareidolia) [If this picture is
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Mother Theresa Cinnamon Bun (pareidolia).  Animated version.  If not animated, reload the page.
The Sacred Jesus Cheese Chip of Turin

All Hail: The Shroud Chip of Mary!

Elizabeth Gould said a strange sensation overwhelmed her while she was eating from a bag of potato chips during a flight from New York to Florida.

She paused, stopped eating and looked at the potato chip in her hand.

It looked familiar. The chip bears the image of the Virgin Mary, Gould said, and passengers on the flight agreed.

While touring New York City, Gould said an indescribable feeling swept over her as she neared the remains of the World Trade Center towers. She said she encountered the same feeling while on the plane eating JetBlue's complimentary bag of blue-colored potato chips.

"When I saw this," Gould said, "I felt like she was looking at me."

[Excerpted from a feature story in the Bradenton Herald (the main Bradenton, Florida newspaper).]

[Editorial Note: The ghostlike form looks more like a Virgin Mary potato chip version of the Shroud of Turin to us. So for us to consider this a miracle, we would have to know if it is the actual potato chip that was placed over her body after she died. How about a little carbon dating, folks?]

Virgin Mary Potato Chip (pareidolia)
The Miraculous Potato Head Virgin Mary (pareidolia)

Coincidences or Miracles?

It is uncanny occurrences such as these that force us to reconsider whether such things are just "coincidences," as skeptics claim. These remarkable (supposedly random) events simply force us to step back and say to ourselves, "You've got to be kidding!"

Some closeups of a classic

The famous Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich (pareidolia)

A Multi-course Meal of Jesi

First, A Toast to Jesus!

(Editorial Note: These "toasts" have
had some non-magical, human help ;-)

Jesus Toast

Give us this day our holy bread:  The Father, the Son, & the Holy Toast

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in a Piece of Breakfast Toast

For Immediate Release: Miracle Toast!

(ACPA-London) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of South Kepticks following the news that a local man saw an image of the Big Bang in his breakfast toast. Atheist, Dick Dawgins, 68, told The S. Kepticks Times that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical, small hole in the bread surrounded by a dark area. However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs, as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole, were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic, non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big Bang."

"It's the beginning of the world; there's no question about it," he added excitedly. Click the toast for a 3D Stereogram image of the actual Big Breakfast in a piece of toast ;-)

Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists who have flocked to S. Kepticks to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an atheist. To see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding," sputtered one guest at the S. Kepticks Arms Hotel. Between sobs of joyous validation, he added, "There is no question that this is a sign. If not a sign, then an indication. If not an indication, then at least an empty gesture."

Shortly after the publication of pictures of the Revelatory Toast, a group of atheists in the U.S. took to the streets in violent protest. Silicon Valley, California, long known to be a stronghold of atheism, is also home to a sect known as The Godless Geeks, a group of American atheists who believe that visual depictions of the actual Big Bang have no empirical basis. Mark Thomas, Founder of the cult, in a call for sectarian action against the heretical English Atheists, told reporter, James Otis, Jr., "This is out and out idolatry!" He went on to say that truth claims without actual evidence violate the fundamental, sacred cannons of Atheism.

According to Otis, after shouting the cult's slogan, "Supposition without Empirical Validation is Blasphemy," Thomas ran off to join a pack of rampaging atheists. At least two people are known to have suffered scrapes and bruises as the mob of rationalists raced through high-tech office building hallways shouting, "Give us Enlightenment, or give us Death!"

To the surprise of many, the official Federation of UK Empirical Materialists (FUKEM) has asked its members not to pay attention to the story despite its potential to inspire less faith. "This is precisely the kind of toast that string theorists have been searching for," said one orthodox skeptic who added that he was going to S. Kepticks anyway, noting that "Seeing is not believing."

Many believe that it was toast like this that led Einstein to reconsider the blunder of his cosmological constant. Mr. Thomas noted, "God does not play toast with the universe." Indeed, many atheists believe that, being nonexistent, God doesn't play very much at all.

[Modified from a piece by Ronald Pecorry, found at the Atlanta Center for Policy Analysis:]
In a related story, it has been reported that atheists have spotted a piece of toast in a painting of Jesus.

Jesus Crust: Holy Toast.

Created by graphic designer, Jon
("distortedmotion" at YouTube)

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Here's a low tech method for making holy toast.
Make Holy Jesus Toast in your very own kitchen!
The Miracle of Nazi Toast
Adolf Hitler appears in toast.  It's a miracle!

The Joy of Miracles Cookbook

And here's another method for creating inexpensive, fast,
delicious Jesus Miracle Meals in your very own kitchen!

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And Here's the Ultimate Jesus Toast!

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Lisa Simpson's Miracle Angel

What may be even more amazing than the value placed in the coincidental, pareidolia "miracles" on this page is the fact that history is replete with hoax miracles that truly could not occur by accident. Unlike the tongue-in-cheek group of synthetically manipulated, yeast-inspired, flour concoctions (immediately above), the creators of such humbugs actually claim that they are evidence of divine, supernatural intervention.

It is a bit bizarre how easily the faithful have historically accepted such hooey to mean that their Fantasy Faith is real. When it takes relatively little effort to create a scam and when the profit/power/prestige one can derive from such scams is significant, it becomes strange to believe these extraordinary claims. As David Hume pointed out centuries ago, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. But not for the faithful!

Before we return to pareidolic religious icons, let's see how The Simpsons dealt with one such miraculous hoax.

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The First Wholly Yoan Miracle

The holy Yo symbol appears in the midday sky.  It's a miracle!

And now . . . back to the "real miracles."

Fishy(stick) Jesus
Jesus in a fishstick.

$1,775.00 was paid for this
Pierojesus (or Jesierogi)
Jesus in a pierogi
Click the image for the whole story.

A Jesus Pancake
Jesus in a pancake

If you're still hungry, don't forget
to visit our Jesaria where you'll find

The Shrine of Jesus the Tortilla

and you can start your meal with

Jesus on the Half Shell

and remember, In The Beginning (of the meal) was

Jesus, the Marmite

Then you can enjoy

The Miracle of the Potato Salad Jesus

Along with

The Sacred, Indian Chapati (Communion Wafer)

For drinks, you can order

a Whiskey Virgin Sour

Yes, you can have all of this,

The Tortilla, The Oyster, &

The Wardrobe, at the Jesaria

And here are some inedible Virgins
(some with matching Jesi ;-)


A Burnt Virgin Mary in a Roasting Pan

A matching Jesus Frying Pan to go with your Virgin Mary Roaster

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And what kitchen would be complete
without your basic Nacho Pan Jesus?
Jesus in a nacho cooking pan

Here's some Pork Fried Jesus®
to go with your nachos.
And here's some savory Pork Fried Jesus®

By the Way, Speaking of Burnt Virgins, Forget
AVG, MacAfee, Norton, Windows Defender, or Kaspersky:
Here's a FireWall that Really Works Miracles


Miracle Bloody Mary:  A genuine bleeding Virgin Mary statue!


A Miracle Walking Virgin Mary Statue!


The Virgin Mary appears on the wall of a Chicago highway underpass.  It's a miracle! (pareidolia)

To Go with the Underpass Virgin,
Here's a Matching Railway Messiah

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And as Far as Wall Stain Miracles Go,
Here is One That Even Homosecular,
Atheist Evolutionists Can Believe In!
Click to see, ''The Darwin Wall Miracle''  (from the archives of ''The Onion'').


Profile of the Virgin Mary on a stone (pareidolia)

The Rock of Mary (or "Stoned Again")

The Blessed Virgin Stone:  The Rock of Mary

Who is that Jesus in the window there?
(Which window where?)

Miracle Jesus in a window! (pareidolia)

And let's not leave mom out of our window miracles.
(Quick, build a shrine!)

The Virgin Mary in a window! (pareidolia)

Who is that Virgin in the window there?
(Which window where?)

Hmmn. Didn't we do this already?

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The Virgin Mary of the Cerebellum
The Virgin Mary of the Cerebellum

A (hand) "Picked" Jesus
Miracle Jesus in a guitar pic! (pareidolia)

Starwood, 2007: Hippies Find Jesus
In their Camper (this one's good ;-)

"If it were on a taco, it'd be worth a fortune"

And let's not forget
Jerry, the brother of Christ

Hmmn . . . it doesn't look like Jesus.  It must be his brother, Jerry!  It's a miracle!

Or maybe it's his other brother, Daryl:
Look!  Up in the mountains. It's Jesus Christ's other brother Daryl!

Or two of Jesus' buddies: Beavis and Butthead

Beavis and Butthead appear in a piece of scuffed cardboard.  It's a miracle!

How about some PareiDalia?

Can you find the face in the picture, which Salvador Dali copied from a photograph when he painted this African scene? (If not, just click the image and wait 20 seconds.)

Salvador Dali's painting illustrating pareidolia.  Can you find the face?

Always Remember!
GodBunny, is watching you!

Here's a Virgin Tortoise
to Go with Your Hare.
The Virgin Turtle.

The "Nail Miracles"

The amazing miracle of Jesus and the nails.

Every year at his birthday party, God, the Holy Ghost, and Satan got Jesus the same present.

Here's the Solution to "The Problem of Jesus and the Nails"

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Don't Look Below the Blinking Line (or you'll go to hell)!

Abandon hope, all Ye who look below the blinking line!

For here, there is a different shepherd.

It's a miracle!  The Devil watching over His flock.  OK.  OK.  We photoshopped this one a little ;-)

On 9-11, the Face of God appeared in the smoke at the World Trade Tower!
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Actually, given Yahweh's
temperament (see the Old
Testament), this could be
Holy Finger:  God's 9/11 Message.  Click the image to see a loony interpretation of 9/11.
His REAL 9/11 Message

Devilish Turtle:  Satan on the half shell.

Janis Thornton / The Frankfort Times

Pet shop owners Marsha and Bryan Dora say the likeness of Satan appeared on the shell of Lucky the turtle after the reptile was the lone survivor of an Oct. 13 fire that destroyed their store in downtown Frankfort, Ind.

updated 12:17 p.m. ET March 21, 2005

MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - A turtle that was the only survivor of a pet shop fire may have emerged with a hellish memento.

The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive a fire last October at Dora’s A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.

Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees an image of Satan’s face on the critter’s shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky’s back.

“The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there,” Dora said. “To me, it’s too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it.”

The image was not visible before the fire and Dora speculates the intense heat might have caused the shell’s color to change. The turtle is healthy and there was no change in its behavior, he said.

The cause of fire that destroyed nine businesses or offices in the 1912 building in downtown Frankfort has not been determined.

“Turtles can hold their breath quite awhile,” Dora said. “He may have taken one breath just before and held it through the fire. Except that the fire went on and on for hours.”

Dora has produced a D-V-D of the turtle’s story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line.

© 2008 The Associated Press.

Finally, X-Rated Pervedolia

The soon-to-be-classic Dogbutt Jesus

Dogbert:  Out! Out, you demons of stupidity! [If this GIF picture is not animated,
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Animated Miracle of Jesus in a dog's butt! (pareidolia).  If image isn't animated, reload the page.

To see an animated close-up of
the Face of DogButt, click here.

Dogbert:  Avoid accidental exposure to knowledge!
Dogbert:  Waving away idiots with his paw.
If ''God'' backwards is doG, what is dog backwards?

Jesus' Penis Discovered on Mars!

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Attempting to Prove They Are as Capable as Real Scientists (see
video above), Christian Scientists Build Their Own Space Penis!

Christian Scientists, whose slogan is ''Rising Up,'' build themselves a Space Penis Church!

Sexy Veggiedolia:

It all depends on what you're looking for ;-)

Here's something that is worth contemplating:
Over at YouTube, this video was branded with
"This video may not be suitable for minors."
We wonder what they were looking for ;-)

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To Witness the Reserection
of Jesus the Carrot,
Click the Image.
The Miracle of the Resurrection of Jesus the Carrot

 The Horny Jesus Peach

The Virgin Clit of the Cerebellum

The Virgin Clit of the Cerebellum

(Wait a minute! Didn't we see this one above?)

Hard Rock Genitalia
Even Viagra couldn't get you this hard!

Buddha, Moses, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, and Baby Jesus
Sacrilege? Or X-Rated, Sex Toy Pareidolia?
You Decide ;-)

By the way, this is a major part of the
explanation for all these "miracles!"
Finding meaning where there is none:  The message from the movie, Pi.

And here's Trey Parker's South Park take on the same subject.

Humor is Sacred! Laughter is Blessed! Yoism is Serious!

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The Godbunny was cute, but I

The Godbunny was cute, but I must say I did not see what "I had to see" in them. I love the fact that I read on that a toast with Jesus's face was sold on ebay for $20,000 (or more). I love these ... I should make some of these toasts as well.

I saw no Virgin Mary on that

I saw no Virgin Mary on that tree until I read that I should see one. It's enough for one person with great imagination to start the rumor and everyone will see the same thing. I'm looking closer at my "vessel sinks" and maybe I'll see some biblical figure and get famous for it.

Hi It´s very good all

Hi It´s very good all this you put and inform to all us. I want to ask you if you can tell me where can I find more of all this ? Thanks a lot ____________________


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you slay me!

You guys are the top of the food chain when it comes to satire. You absolutely slay me, resurrect me with more fun and then slay me again. Keep up the good works!