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My God can beat up your God

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So many gods, so little peace.
So many gods, so little peace.
So many gods, so little peace.
So many gods, so little peace.

My God can beat up your God;
Have a nice day.

My God can beat up your God.
And the innocents, they suffer.

My God can beat up your God;
Have a nice day.

My God can beat up your God.
And the innocents, they suffer.

In God we trust objects they lust.
On the back of a dollar bill, it's obvious.
Inspiration a must, yet dangerous.
You either roll with us or either fold in dust.
Survival the gospel of prophets,
Not the gospel for profit; the people don't profit.
What binds us divides us, drives us, collides us.
Describe us as fighters & pro-better-lifers.
Unify us, not for enslavement.
Or justify why some ain't worthy of payment.
From pavement to cavemen,
Women & men, your belief shouldn't contradict my living.
Expose all thoughts of government plots
Mandated executions for murderous thoughts.
Co-opted so much, make it hard to trust:
Reason why some shout out, "I'm not religious!"

My God can beat up your God;
Have a nice day . . .

Slave driver, your table has turned.
Took the blindfold off; now I'm able to learn.
Since birth I've yearned for affection;
Blessed to be born into love and protection.
The blessing: to find happiness in this mess.
The lesson is what you're willing to give.
Ironic my people are killing to live.
Life's precious: What kind of living is this?
So what kind of living is this?
Two choices: Either give in or resist.
Righteousness calls for righteous ways.
To fight this mess I pray night and day,
For help to understand, there's a greater cause.
Lives lost, and that's a greater cost.
Paid in your name: Invade with crusades.
Destroy what both side claim that you made!
Can't make sense of that if I tried.
How many innocent people must die?
Christian Muslim Jewish Buddhist Bahai
Five-percenter Hindu Rastafari

Believe in something bigger that guides us.
Wolves in sheep's clothing trying to blind us.
Spirits unite they, try to divide us.
Search our souls for peace inside us.
Breathe in: Hold the air in your lungs.
Breathe out: There's still work to be done.

Breathe in: Inhale the truth and understand.
This world—bigger than the knowledge of man
This world—bigger than the knowledge of man

My God can beat up your God
   (My prophet will knock yours out in three rounds,)
My God can beat up your God
   (and then burn your holy land to the ground.)
My God can beat up your God
   (Everyone's lost so nobody's found.)
My God can beat up your God
   (Genocide in God's name. How profound!)

My God can beat up your God;
Have a nice day.

So many gods, so little peace.
So many gods, so little peace.
So many gods, so little peace.
So many gods, so little peace.

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