The Creation of the Universe
According to the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle 6
[As told by Douglas Adams, in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
Oh mighty Arkleseizure,
Thou camest from high above.
From out thy nostrils,
A gift of boundless love.
The Universe around us
Emergeth from thy Nose.
Now we await,
With eager expectation,
To bring us back to Thee.
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We lift our noses,
Prayer to the Almighty Arkleseizure
Clogged and unblown,
In reverence to You.
Send the Handkerchief, O Blessed One,
So that It may wipe us clean.
We ask this, and all things
In Thy precious and alliterative Name,
And apparently octupi have one, too!
And Let's Not Forget How the Family Guy,
Peter Griffin, Created The First Church of The Fonz.
Here's an actual video of The Big Bang
(along with a creation story similar to
the one believed by most Americans).
Creation vs Evolution, Simpson Style (along
with another very brief version of the creation
story believed by most Americans).
A Visionary Mystic
A Yoan Saint
Yo on Katrina, Global
& Climate Change
with help from
Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Al Gore,
& Stephen Colbert
in 30 seconds!
On The Eyes of God,
The Shroud of Turin,
& Bleeding Statues
The Miracle Links
Astounding Videos of Real
Truly Amazing Illusions
Video of a Genuine Miracle (with
no trick photography!)
Philosophy Is a Team
with a preface by
Yo on Ebola, SARS, AIDS, & Avian Flu
South Park "On
Does Prayer Work?
The Results of
a Scientific Study
Creationism & Intelligent Design
Penn & Teller, Richard Dawkins, Stephen
Hicks, & Bill Maher
Robert DeNiro & Martin Scorsese On the Meaning
Jon Stewart & The
Wombat Join Them
Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Creationism & Intelligent Design vs.
Tom Cruise Takes on Lord