The Creation of the Universe

According to the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle 6

[As told by Douglas Adams, in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]

Humma's Hymn

Oh mighty Arkleseizure,
Thou camest from high above.
Thou sneezed,
From out thy nostrils,
A gift of boundless love.
The Universe around us
Emergeth from thy Nose.

Now we await,
With eager expectation,
Thy handkerchief,
To bring us back to Thee.


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Prayer to the Almighty Arkleseizure

We lift our noses,
Clogged and unblown,
In reverence to You.

Send the Handkerchief, O Blessed One,
So that It may wipe us clean.

We ask this, and all things
In Thy precious and alliterative Name,

Achoo!

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And Let's Not Forget How the Family Guy,
Peter Griffin, Created The First Church of The Fonz.

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Here's an actual video of The Big Bang
(along with a creation story similar to
the one believed by most Americans).

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Creation vs Evolution, Simpson Style (along
with another very brief version of the creation
story believed by most Americans).

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