According to the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle 6 [As told by Douglas Adams, in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
Humma's Hymn
Oh mighty Arkleseizure,
Thou camest from high above.
Thou sneezed,
From out thy nostrils,
A gift of boundless love.
The Universe around us
Emergeth from thy Nose.
Now we await,
With eager expectation,
Thy handkerchief,
To bring us back to Thee.
Press 'Play' to start [While playing, right-click the center of screen to enlarge.]
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Prayer to the Almighty Arkleseizure
We lift our noses,
Clogged and unblown,
In reverence to You.
Send the Handkerchief, O Blessed One,
So that It may wipe us clean.
We ask this, and all things
In Thy precious and alliterative Name,
Here's an actual video of The Big Bang
(along with a creation story similar to
the one believed by most Americans).
Press 'Play' to start [While playing, right or double-click the center of screen to enlarge.] To download, right-click here and then click "save target as" or "save link as."
Creation vs Evolution, Simpson Style (along
with another very brief version of the creation
story believed by most Americans).
Press 'Play' to start [While playing, right or double-click the center of screen to enlarge.] To download, right-click here and then click "save target as" or "save link as."
 "New US Currency: The Reality Note (or The Yo Note ;-)'")
 "New International Currency: The One Reality Note (or The Yo Note ;-)'")
Click down here
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